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Saylorland Fantasy
Football - News
Cereal Kilurz Dominate
SuperBowl VI
After virtually coasting through the entire 2001 season, it was only fitting
for the Cereal Kilurz to demolish the Red Zone Assassins in
SuperBowl VI, 100-31. That impressive win capped a record
setting 14-2 season. The Kilurz, who set another record
by winning their ninth straight game this week, were only nine points
short of having an undefeated season. This week's 100 point game was only
the third time in two years that the century mark was reached, and all
three times were at the hands of the Kilurz. The team's 129 point total in
Week 9 remains the all time highest score in SFFL history, and earned GM
Mark Petrillo $55 from this year's Optional Pool. Petrillo won the pool
last year as well, but has a Super Bowl ring (and another $333 cash) to go
with it this year.
"It feels great," Petrillo shouted in the
Kilurz champagne soaked locker room during the team's victory celebration,
lighting his cigar with a $1 bill. "This season has been a dream -
truly one for the books."
Petrillo's girlfriend, Head Coach Heidi
Klum agreed. "It was an honor to coach these guys. I'm really going
to miss this team next year." The Kilurz are 18-4 since Klum took
over the coaching duties from Petrillo midway through the 2000 season, but
according to her, that's nothing special.
"Oh, come on," Klum
pleaded, "when you're dealing with talent like this, it's easy to win
games. Now if you will excuse me," she added as she pulled Petrillo
from the room, "I need to give my GM a special victory present in
private."
Tony Gonzalez (19) scored two TDs this week, and Donovan
McNabb (18) had a great game as well, but once again, it was Marshall
Faulk (31) who dominated the game's
highlight reel. In what very well may have been his final game wearing a
Cereal Kilurz uniform, Faulk continued his season dominance, racking up
165 total yards and scoring four touchdowns. Faulk's 31 SFFL
points was
tops among the Kilurz starters for the fifth straight week, and single
handedly matched the Assassins' total score. Faulk was honored with his
fifth individual game ball of the season and was named the 2001 SFFL
Super
Bowl MVP.
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