Saylorland Fantasy Football - News SuperBowl IV:  Strawmakers Repeat In what is sure to be a Superbowl that will go down in history, Kong suffered a massive defeat at the hands of the Strawmakers this past weekend.  The final score: A ton to not-as-much. Afterwards, Kong coach Mark Proper, visibly shaken, had this to say: "First and foremost, I would like to extend my sincerest congratulations to Bernie, with his pure, unadulterated, raw coaching skill and all.  Anyways, it was a great season for Kong.  It makes me glad that a rookie coach in this league could make it as far as we did.  I'm sure a lot of coaches out there are glad that Kong went down in a flaming fireball of defeat and devastation, but there are others out there who don't want to look at two consecutive Strawmakers victories engraved on that trophy for eternity." Proper continued, "Obviously, I'm a bit disappointed in how our team played.  I mean, Jeff George scoring a -1?  I mean, my God...what the hell was he thinking?  Let Moss throw to Carter?  In the name of all that is holy, that wasn't in my playbook!!  And Levens ... what the dilly-yo?  And don't get me started on Moulds, so help me God ... don't get me started.  About the only person who didn't disappoint me was Hoard.  He actually surprised me.  In a game as big as this, your players need to take their game to the next level, and ours obviously didn't.  Most coaches in my position would lay awake nights, wondering if there was anything they could have done differently, placing a lot of blame on themselves.  Not me though.  I place all the blame solely on the shoulders of my players.  I hope they're freaking happy with themselves ... punks.  Jerks.  Jackasses.  I hope they're happy when they're unemployed next season, or God Forbid, become a member of the Pandora's Box's franchise.  I hope they're happy that I can't afford to put food on my family's dinner table, not that I'd be able to afford the table, or have a family sitting at it because my wife undoubtedly thinks I'm a big loser and is probably packing her bags as we speak.  Yeah, I hope they're happy." When asked about the controversy surrounding week 15's trade with the Cereal Kilurz, Coach Proper responded, "I've already answered this before, but would like to add that it did not affect the outcome of any games anyways.  We still would have beaten the Gophs, and still would have lost to the Strawmakers.  About the only thing it accomplished was Kong lost two of the best damn players on this franchise.  I only feel sorry for players involved, who will suffer the most next season under Petrillo's coaching 'abilities' ... and I use that term loosely.  If only Carter wasn't such a wus.  I mean, Favre's out there playing with a broken hand every week, and he let's a little boo-boo like some strained tendons knock him out in the playoffs.  Oh well, it's his loss.  To Carter, I say, 'have fun not making it to the playoffs next year, punk'.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kick my crappy-ass players in the ribs some more until they beg for mercy.  Merry Christmas my ass..."