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Welcome to Saylorland
Have you ever heard a person say something so absurd that you wonder what planet they are on? That planet, or alter-universe, for me is called Saylorland, which was coined by a friend during a lunch break in Las Vegas. In this site you will find many interesting things about me and my friends ranging from the Civil War to Fantasy Sports to Penn State Football. Please come and join us at Saylorland.com.

After former Florida State head football coach dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. God shows Bobby a little two-bedroom house with a faded FSU banner hanging from the front porch.

God says, "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get a house up here.”

Bobby looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the big house sitting on top of a big hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Penn State flags line both sides of the walkway, and a huge Penn State banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God. But, let me ask you a question. I get this little two bedroom house with a faded FSU banner and Paterno gets a mansion with new Nittany Lion banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment and says, "Paterno's not dead. That's my house."



 

Featured Links

 
Geocaching

As I like to call it... my new hobby.
As my wife likes to call it... my new obsession.

Rebel Yell

Interested in Fantasy Football? Keep up to date on my fantasy football team, the Rebel Yell.

AE Balloon Flights

The beautiful rolling hills and green pastures of York and Lancaster Counties will drift by silently as you float on the wind. AE Balloon Flights, the premier hot air ballooning company in South Central Pennsylvania has been offering these exciting jaunts across Pennsylvania's scenic farmlands since 2001. Ballooning is one of the most gentle, tranquil, awe-inspiring experiences in life. For more information, visit their site today.


What's New on Saylorland?


05/06/09 The Tough Days Blog
09/01/08 Rebel Yell Redesign
03/01/08 Geocaching New
12/18/07 Saylorland Playoff Football League
12/18/07 Rebel Yell Season Recap
10/17/07 Removed Galleries from Saylorland
02/05/07 SFFL Season Recap Yearly Update
04/18/06 Rebel Yell Redesign
01/01/06 Jackson's Wacky News WebBlog
02/24/06 Penn State University Saylorland Site
 
The PHOTO GALLERIES HAVE BEEN REMOVED from Saylorland.com due to a request for privacy from my wife. I can completely understand the reasons for not having photos of our lives on the internet for anyone and everyone to see. But friends, don't fret!! The photo gallery has been moved to a secret location for viewing by friends and family. Shoot me an email and I will send your the new location and the required password. Sorry for the inconvenience.